Making of the Prostitution Act 2008

Elections are close by what Laws do I make so that my party gets the best support....assuring me my seat!!

Putting my self in the psyco of Indira Jaisingh - showing to the press my undergarments just got to thinking on how - and loo out popped in a wonder idea - the worlds oldest known and florishing trade that has managed to survive across the globe until the presnt times is PROSTITUTION - guess me as an Indian Ministed need to increase their number especially after enjoying the sexy barely adult girls that my collegue Minister for Women and Child Welfare supplied me to begin the New Year of 2008 ( http://www.greatandhra.com/gossips/may2007/ramsels_renuka.php)

How do I promote and increase their numbers and thus get more women into making money...hmmm...the only possible way is to encourage and instigate the Sathy Savithris - the Indian Wives into this, but how do I???

...Got an Idea...need to make a Law that would attract as many women from all walks of lives and social status...gets married to a wealthy and financially secured educated idiotic Indian Man (who rarely marries a foreigner though is supposed to be the most coveted and sought out husband by women across the globe) and enjoys on every single day in the bed for about a year and then seek the service charges in the name of Women Empowerment and women employement... - but the issue is that Indian women are already into this trade of seeking service charges in the name of Alimony and Maintenance. So what additional attraction or means??

Getting a Indian Wife to put up a Molestation, Rape or Sexual Harassment all these are already there but the problem is it would be dangerous for me too - suppose a Lady in the Parliament goes nuts and starts shirt and pants and holds my malehood (which I usually realise it exists only when the chicks supplied by Women and Child Minister holds it and shows me its reflection using a mirror) and I hold her hand or try to stop her she would file a non-bailable case against me - any way who cares I know their Minister for Women and child who would declare that the case is invalid and a misuse (like the same way she supported me when my grandson's bitch filed a false dowry case to claim her service charges) - it would only affect common men so who cares all I care is they vote for me.

Yea....got an woppher idea...Rape is the best, need to make a law that should some girl fail she could file a rape case against the College Principle, University Dean and the Minister for Education so that she is made to pass with cent% and takes up admission in elite institutions like IIMs and IITs and a life time bumper amount of atleast a minimum of a Billion Euros after she has slept a night with the ACP and CP of her city. So that the police who claim themselves to be clean and absolutly non curropt with big talks of never misusing laws and their power would give her protection.....

And my Daughters and Grand Daughters and the Sons and Grandsons I'll shift them outside the country so that they are not affected by my laws.

Sex Violence Act

Here is another Law that I plan for - I hope Renukajee will not be cross with me, see I put two laws like what she would have but then if tomorrow its the opposition that takes the Chair then I need to switch naa - so I need be more secure so here is another Law:

This is a Cirminal Offence if someone does not let the other person have Sex. A Man or Woman who wants to Rape and if the Lady or Man trys to even Defend all he/she needs to do is to report of this to any Police Station across the Country and the Police need to file a Non Bailable and Non Compoundable Criminal Case against the Man or Woman who tried to defend. Sex is tghe Gift of God and our Country that is Famous for epics like the Kamasutra needs to encourage Sex irrespective of Class, Creed, Gender, Age or Relationships!!

Phew!!....

Parent Violence Act

Today is Simply Wonderfull I am full of Ideas!!

This Parent Violence Act is something simply wonderfull!! All the Childeren could file a non Bailable, non Compoundable Criminal Case incase a Parent refuses to give him anything he/she wants or want to do which would include Sex too! If the Parents tell them anything they do not like even for that they can file. The Child has a privilage of even filing the case just by calling any Police Station, if the Police doesn't act immideatly they would not just loose their job but also will be fined of put behind Bars.

Renukajee being the Minister for Welfare will have high Esteem for me!! Renikajee I hope you would not take away this credit from me please - I am helping you!!!

My Selfish Motive behind this is that when these Children will grow up they will definitly VOTE for me!!! I am SAFE!!

Social Violence Act

I simply Love to be a Minister of the Worlds Largest Democracy. I have the whole Country under my feet. I can do anything - Kill, Rape, Murder and still get away with it - because I am a Minister. During my Election Campaign I promise a lot and then once in Power who the !@#@ cares - I get my coffers filled.

And I do make Foolish Laws just for the sake of it so that a particular segment of the foolish Indian Society votes me for the next Term. All of us do it in the Indian Politics. The most Famous is my Collegue Hon. Minister Renuka who has passed a stupid law wanting to get the womens votes - and she would happily get away with it.

Same is my Case - I plan to have a Social Violence Act where Any one could actually put any one under Bars no evidences required if he/she reports Rape, it could be just by Feeling, Seeing, Speaking, Touching, Writing and actually Doing it. I definitly am better this would be irrespective of Gender both Men and Women can file this!!

Basic Agenda like Renukjee I'll get both Men and Women's Votes....Whew!!! My Seat is confirmed in the next Election!!!