Sex Violence Act

Here is another Law that I plan for - I hope Renukajee will not be cross with me, see I put two laws like what she would have but then if tomorrow its the opposition that takes the Chair then I need to switch naa - so I need be more secure so here is another Law:

This is a Cirminal Offence if someone does not let the other person have Sex. A Man or Woman who wants to Rape and if the Lady or Man trys to even Defend all he/she needs to do is to report of this to any Police Station across the Country and the Police need to file a Non Bailable and Non Compoundable Criminal Case against the Man or Woman who tried to defend. Sex is tghe Gift of God and our Country that is Famous for epics like the Kamasutra needs to encourage Sex irrespective of Class, Creed, Gender, Age or Relationships!!

Phew!!....

Parent Violence Act

Today is Simply Wonderfull I am full of Ideas!!

This Parent Violence Act is something simply wonderfull!! All the Childeren could file a non Bailable, non Compoundable Criminal Case incase a Parent refuses to give him anything he/she wants or want to do which would include Sex too! If the Parents tell them anything they do not like even for that they can file. The Child has a privilage of even filing the case just by calling any Police Station, if the Police doesn't act immideatly they would not just loose their job but also will be fined of put behind Bars.

Renukajee being the Minister for Welfare will have high Esteem for me!! Renikajee I hope you would not take away this credit from me please - I am helping you!!!

My Selfish Motive behind this is that when these Children will grow up they will definitly VOTE for me!!! I am SAFE!!

Social Violence Act

I simply Love to be a Minister of the Worlds Largest Democracy. I have the whole Country under my feet. I can do anything - Kill, Rape, Murder and still get away with it - because I am a Minister. During my Election Campaign I promise a lot and then once in Power who the !@#@ cares - I get my coffers filled.

And I do make Foolish Laws just for the sake of it so that a particular segment of the foolish Indian Society votes me for the next Term. All of us do it in the Indian Politics. The most Famous is my Collegue Hon. Minister Renuka who has passed a stupid law wanting to get the womens votes - and she would happily get away with it.

Same is my Case - I plan to have a Social Violence Act where Any one could actually put any one under Bars no evidences required if he/she reports Rape, it could be just by Feeling, Seeing, Speaking, Touching, Writing and actually Doing it. I definitly am better this would be irrespective of Gender both Men and Women can file this!!

Basic Agenda like Renukjee I'll get both Men and Women's Votes....Whew!!! My Seat is confirmed in the next Election!!!